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 13.02.2013
Conversation on TV:
XXX is Hi. You’re a computer expert, you won’t tell me why my laptop is running slowly.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY I’ll tell you, I’m a telepath today, but before I answer you, I’ll give you an answer.
The question. You are a mechanic?
XXX is yes.
Yyy: - I have a car, why does it eat slowly, can you tell me why?
XXX: I have to look.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
XXX is taken. In about an hour I will meet,
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