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 14.02.2013
I went to visit my brother, he lives separately in his apartment. See you once a month. I drink tea in the kitchen, I want to look at my brother’s girlfriend, who is 3 years older than him. She went to the "square" of some religious sect. The door opens, this creature falls with new friends, and from the threshold they begin to tell how to live: start to go to sermons, to repent of all sins, to get married to them in the church - because living together before the wedding is a sin. Olya, you are 29 years old, you do not work anywhere, do not study, do not cook, but only on the Internet or put yourself in order. The only reason we’re together is because you’re not as hard in bed as my ex. I put things in my hands and went out with my friends. You will live with your new friends, they will not leave you in trouble. She quickly gathered and left. In the evening, when my brother went out to accompany me, they saw Olya standing alone in the yard. Brother approached Olli and handed her the keys. She silently took it and went home. These are the "friends"
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