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 15.02.2013
On one website (picaboo) added news about the new phone Vertu.

XXX: There is a question. for! What? what? Why are they wasting such money here?
yyy: For the body of zirconium steel and the finishes of the mammoth ass is understood, along with the glass of volcanic origin, mined by the Japanese virgins on Friday the 13th in a full moon between 2 and 3 o'clock of the night, as always.
Source: http://bash.im
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