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 15.02.2013
The miserable who wrote:

How, how did it happen...
Previously, the girl said so gently to me, “Do you want more tea?” and “How’s the cake?” and “Dear, go to bed.”
And when she became a wife, she began to speak in a rough bass about the same situations: “Take out the bed! ", "Not licking the knife! " and "March out of the room – I’m changing clothes! ".

Why did you write this village? You can pull a girl out of a village, but not a village out of a girl.
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