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 14.07.2008
Yoko-
There should be no rain today.

Shroudly
I hope...

Shroudly
Fuck, if it were a cat, I would know.

Yoko-
Why...

Shroudly
She predicted the weather for me - she slept on the couch and slept when it was raining.

Yoko-
and my cat was a dude so and remained..he ran into the glass balcony door with a towel and wondered why he couldn't go for half an hour....he sucked on the carpet next to his bowl, and in the bowl slept O.o often fell from the kitchen table with a moustache into his bowl with food and in a shock state instead of the door tried to escape through the wall..what weather there to predict =/
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