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 21.02.2013
According to the driver of Kirovstat, Gennady Andreevich, now dead. From the first person.
I go to the town of Barguzin. And from the garlic I crawl on the neutral - I crawl well - about 80 on the speedometer. And here, at the end of the slope, a haishnik runs out, and a stick to me - brakes. When I go, I stop, I leave. I stand in front of my car.
Did you see the sign 40?
I: I have seen.
How much did he drive?
I: About the 80s.
Hachiko: It is the same. Let us pass.
And pointing to the police "Nine" standing across the road. And so popper to the car. I sharply grabbed him for the sleeve and pulled him back. In front of his nose, the camel passes. It was as if he had stumbled for a moment. Then he turns to me, shaking his hands smoking a cigarette. Docking up to half, he says: Let’s go, I’ll check you out.
I saved him and he saved me.
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