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 21.02.2013
Here is another story from the life of Maine Kun Varlak.

The Preamble
On the site besides him, another red cat, 6 cats and from 16 to 32 Maine Coon kittens, lives another cute creature in the 64-kilogram format, namely a fragile girl from Central Asia.

Fabula
Once in the summer, persons of non-Slavic appearance began to obsessively offer tracture tiles, tubes and other labyrinths... It was proposed obsessively, with arbitrary penetration behind the calice, lapping women by the hands, etc. While all this was happening to the neighbors, the dog was quietly lying down, only strangling the remnants of the ears and something about herself, such as "Ponahali".

And here is the historical moment, the calf opened up and the avant-garde in the number of three eagles broke into the territory, proclaiming the air with screams of "the most expensive tile is inexpensive for you, beautiful woman".

...neighbors then told the picture for a long time, when they flew out on a pair of Jara and Varlak for a meeting with the reef, the haw and the wild mew, and the "dear guests" politely disappeared with screams, where the "sheitan" was bluntly guessed, "demans", "fso braai" and "brother, don't uizja, mine wazmi".
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