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 22.02.2013
What do we have for breakfast in the morning?
I am a peanut soup.
Husband: It is great! Just tomorrow the shooting, no one will suspect anything. Although... "Comrade XX, we gave you 5 bullets, where are 10 shots from?"
I: You, the main thing, do not start robbing the gyls.
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