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 23.02.2013
British prosecutors took written testimony from police dog

Prosecutors in the UK were so persistent that they forced a police dog to testify in one of the trials. The four-legged police constellation named Persik was asked by the prosecutor's office several times to inform him in writing about the details of the arrest in which he participated. The owner’s attempts to explain that his guardian never knew how to write and was unlikely to learn, were unsuccessful.
The patience of the master Persik broke out, and he decided to testify himself. On a form specially designed for this, an ingenious police officer wrote with a child's handwriting: "I pursue him. I bite him. A bad man. He is tasty. Peach is a good boy.” In the "Age" column, the dog's owner indicated that the witness was four years old, and instead of a signature drawn a fingerprint of the right front of the dog's foot. The masterpiece quickly broke into the pages of British police officers on social networks. The reaction of prosecutors – in particular whether they considered Persick’s testimony convincing – is not.
Source: http://www.anekdot.ru/an/an1302/o130221.html#9
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