I sit in a beauty salon and wait for my turn. A huge hall. A lot of people are sitting. And at the reception on this day the telephone pipe broke and so the girl in the stand had to answer the calls by loud communication and accordingly in the waiting room all the conversations are heard)) so here is the next call and the following dialogue occurs:

Good day! This is the online store delivery service "######"
Oh yeah well!
I am your courier and I have almost found you, but I am a little lost. Please orient me. I see a big building (and suddenly very loud) Oh Fuck!!!! to
and allo! What happened to you?
Do not pay attention. I was just moved by the tram.

The whole hall was shocked by this. And when the guy found us, he obviously did not expect a warm meeting with applause, laughter and additional teas from the visitors to the salon)))