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 01.03.2013
My friend told the story.

She has older parents, most of the time living in the country - including in the winter. And here comes to them some neighbor, and says that at night they bring stones from their site. Where is unclear. It feels like it’s underground.

Well, she, of course, was assured that nothing like that could be, there is nothing besides swarms. They calmed as they could and sent them back.

The next day the neighbor comes back. The eyes are red, the night is not asleep. The walls are heartbreaking, right under the ground! Around the snow, silence, occasionally laughing dogs in a remote village. I hear everything from Vertu. The stones, the stones.

Well, my friend’s parents thought that my neighbor was getting mad. The woman is old and lonely.

And the neighbor does not calm down - called the guard to her closer to the evening. They are sitting together, dark.

The next day, they arrived with a guard. He also heard stones. My friend’s father decided to check out what was happening. I went to the neighbor tonight. There is already a guard sitting, shy as a hat in his hands.

The night came. They all went out, came to the fence, listened. Snow under my feet on the frost. And here directly from underneath the snow really come the stones - уууу, уууу, уууу...

My friend’s father is not a timid tenor, he is also an atheist. In the past, a general. But he was very uncomfortable here. Tinnitus on the skin...

He marked the branches of the dry area from which the stones were brought. I decided to wait for spring to find out.

The walls continued for a few nights, and then everything was silent. People in the village terrible place tried to bypass the side.

In the spring, the snow came down, and we all went to the designated place. The loops took holy water for the case.

And they found there four American electronic scammers for cockroaches with vibration. Batteries sat there from the frost, and instead of silent vibration, before the final exhalation, they stood. with different voices.

Fuck, I introduced, I was really scared. The poor neighbor. Crocodile is what?
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