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 02.03.2013
XXX: There was a recent situation. I go around the road, on the side is a small red-tinned sneeze with an accident and a confused girl runs around it. I stopped.
I say: "Miracle, why do you not have a car you already know?"
Girl: "I know (knock-knock) the gasoline has ended..."
- "Now stick to, before the fuel will reach"
girl: "What do I owe for this?"
I am "I was fooled? Dorian, you should go. I also ask for help on the road whatever"
I pulled her to the tank and she said: "Thank you! There are other good people, or before you one such demanded... unworthy..."
And then he begins to reach me... I ask: "Can you literally say what and how he said?"
She squeezes for a while, and then still answers, "He said to me, 'I will give you a couple of liters, you will only suck it off yourself... I do not tolerate this taste.'"
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