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 03.03.2013
The case was in the shelter and was in the far 2010 year, and at the end of the session my parents gave me... a tortoise! Give the student a turtle! A small turtle! The collective in the community is rugged and quite sociable and ONCE everyone saw this miracle!the decision to go where this creature and the decision came by itself... we smoked almost everything and... this turtle was attached to the Cinderella! Yes, the ash and immediately everyone liked it, Murka (well, our turtle) responded to the fact that we were talking to her on the occasion of the final session and immediately approached if someone called her, this is the time. 2, she never turned around, and all it took was a couple of times a day to remove the ash from her back, the father learned about the tortoise's fate the next day and wildly roasted, and the mother still thinks that she sat in her own aquarium and lowered the stress level in a purely male team during her student years.
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