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 08.03.2013
I am cleaning my apartment by March 8. Suddenly a knock at the door. I fit :
Who is there?
Call the owners.
I: What do you need?
Voice: And what you can offer.
I: I can get the dog down, but you probably won’t like it.
Silence and the fast thump of moving steps...
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