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 12.03.2013
I just went to Egypt with my wife to Hurghada to rest! Naturally we got to the Eastern Bazaar, and she, like all the women, was there, then here! I searched for her for an hour, two, and in general, with the help of local police, you will find her.

When I was driving the second time, my nerves were more precious to me! Friends advised to buy children’s cheap Voxtel diet, say cheaper and angry. Well, I went to the Fresh, I bought these rations... And what do you think, they were really useful! Walked through the pyramids and again she was lost, she and her friends went wrong where I was! But this time it was not my fault, we found it quickly.

Why do people have mobile phones? Why complicate it so much? Race, police, the direct detective)))))))

Zzz: And I’m right (let it look funny sometimes). We take it often. There are no problems with roaming, and in large shops it is easier. Since my husband hates all the messy hypermarkets, he usually sits somewhere in the cafe, or goes to the departments where I am overwhelmed by thirst. So, it is very pleasant to get along.

Hhh: If you are in roaming, you will spend less money.

Qqq: I have seen a lot of such strangers (without resentment) in Ashan lately.
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