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 16.03.2013
Explanation of a courageous man

I, FIO, moved __.__.2013 to the Red Army side on the Gilera Fuoco 500 scooter. I did not violate the rules and watched the road.
At the intersection with Berounskaya Street, unexpectedly for me and the other participants of the DTM, a black Hummer went to the red light without a properly installed state meter. I, landing a danger and avoiding an accident, was forced to go to the lane of opposite traffic in braking, where I stopped on the side.
During the braking, maneuvering and stopping he heard a strong blow from behind. I turned around and saw that a/m Hummer hit the next one with me in one direction a/m Suzuki Jimny state meter ______, virtually removing him cap space. Seeing behind the driver of the injured Suzuki Jimny girl, I went to give her possible first aid.
As I approached the car, I noticed a child in a child seat in the rear seat. I opened the luggage compartment of the affected car, through it got a child (a boy of about 4 years old), took the same emergency stop sign, installed it and through the driver’s door window helped the girl driver to get out.

Having taken her and the child to the side and making sure they were not seriously injured, I asked the driver of the Mitsubishi Airtrek, who also stopped to help, to call an ambulance and GIA. I then approached a/m Hummer solely to see if his driver needed my help. In the open window of this a/m I saw two persons coming clearly from the southern regions. This was attested by dark skin, chicken hard hair and characteristic features of the face.
I suggested that there were lost Spanish tourists in front of me and asked friendlyly in their native language, did they not notice the red color of the lighting — Al huele pido rosa? (I studied Spanish at the school at the USSR Embassy in Madrid, where my father worked as a driver.)
In response, the Hummer driver hit me through the open window of his car with his left hand in the area of his head. Since the helmet in which I was obliged to ride on the PDD I did not remove at this moment, the blow fell on it. This is what I explain the broken four fingers on his left hand. Then he jumped out of the car and also hit the head area with his right hand. This is how I can explain her fracture in the area of the radial bone.
The passenger, who then jumped out of the same car, struck me with some heavy object on the back, I did not enter the fighting with him, but simply carefully laid on the asphalt and as a law-obedient citizen began to wait for the arrival of the GAI. He did not hurt me, because under the jacket I was dressed in a motorcycle, more commonly known as a turtle. His broken nose and broken jaw can be explained by the fact that the safety pillows at the time of the impact a/m Hummer on a/m Suzuki Jimny did not work and he injured the front panel of the car.
About the broken-out official certificate of the Deputy Assistant of the Mahakkalin Council of Deputies in the name of... FIO...., I cannot tell you anything, because I am not aware of it. I also don’t know how the broken passport could be in the mouth and esophagus of a Hummer driver.
I cannot report anything about the group of citizens on motorcycles and scooters that gathered around the scene of the accident, because I absolutely do not know these people.
Also, I know absolutely nothing about who cut all the wheels of Hummer, who broke its roof with a break, who broke all the glasses and cut the leather salon, thereby making it useless, and with the already mentioned break turned the damaged cap and damaged the engine.
The truthfulness of my words can be confirmed by witnesses and participants in the accident, such as drivers of a/m Mitsubishi Airtrek state meter__ and a/m Suzuki Jimny.
Date of ____.2013 Signed by___________________

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