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 20.03.2013
I am very afraid of men-drivers.When I sit in the car to a man unfamiliar (say, a taxi driver), I take a knife and hold it so that the driver can see him.When a conversation begins, I start to pull a knife.You are also doing the same?

I entered the entrance today. I put the car at the entrance, I approach with the key, the lady stands, in the bag is bouncing. I opened the door, passed it forward, and the butterfly fell.
Are you from Ladygin Street in Vladivostok?
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