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 20.03.2013
and Ramses:
Oh, and I don’t remember, are you and Micheal already married or not?

Miss A:
is not

and Ramses:
Are you planning?
The tubes are burning.

Miss A:
You may think that there is no reason to wet the pipes

and Ramses:
no... bitter there and all such different... hooks again... steal the shoe... a mother-in-law with a test on the car to roll... the shob knew... the polish to dance... under the Serdjucka... to stick someone in a cabbage decoil... and then wipe off the hands of a type "and apologize broke out".
I will bring a towel.
The Haami!! to
The champagne!! to
Do not find the towel and get stuck in the scarf from pulling it on myself "I'm a short time, only wipe out"
Do not go out there!
HOP, HOP, HOP, CHILAY HOP... and we sing!
HOP, HOP, HOP, CHILAY HOP... and we dance!
A song about rabbits.
First drink and then smoke.
- And this nothing like that, out like the ass whirls... like her... Antonina Fedorovna?
– Oh, life is my bowl... well, it’s in the bowl. I live like a shit.
“Listen, Valera, you didn’t give any advice to anyone here.
Listen somewhere before I get nervous.
- in a point to yourself your puppy. - Pidor costume
“Eye, pirates, where are you driving me?
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