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 21.03.2013
Sir Winston Leonard Spencer Churchill:
The Russians are unpredictable. They tired their peasants of hunger. They flooded the most fertile lands to make power plants. They have contaminated harvest areas with waste from the nuclear industry. They have a small population density, but at the same time they tricked to pollute their country so much that they are now forced to buy grain. I thought I would die of old age. But when Russia, which fed the whole of Europe with bread, began to buy grain, I realized that I would die of laughter... In a couple of generations they are still degrading and will not be able to independently even extract mineral resources. The people will die out, and dictators and their servants will live by buying luxury items from us and selling concessions to neighboring countries; for Russian leaders this is the most profitable business... They are destroying cybernetics and genetics – the better for us, we will sell them seeds and electronic devices. In addition, nuclear waste can be sold to Russia for a symbolic fee. It is enough to stop the Soviet expansion, and they will destroy themselves without any active action on our part.

XHH: Judging by the hell knows which iPhone number and whose upcoming tablet is new, the plan works. Does the USSR really exist? At least in the modern generation of Athos, who do not like when they write correctly in their native language and are upset why coffee is now not the kind, without the desire to know at least its ethymology.
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