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 24.03.2013
xxx and yyy have not seen each other for a long time.

xxx 23:26:04
Can I talk a little more about how I miss you?

yyy 23:31:21
You can (why not)

xxx 23:33:53
I miss you like I miss the sugar powder.
As the blossoms miss the clutches,
as the demons miss the apocalypse,
John Snow misses the Stark.
As the dark side lacks the strawberry,
The old lady misses sex.
As Peter misses the sun this spring,
Tom Cruise misses the Oscars.
The fans missed Half-Life 3.
As Spartak misses freedom,
as the cows miss the milk,
as a toothbrush misses toothpaste,
As pizza misses the wheel,
as the lungs miss the air, and at the same time the nicotine,
As the liver of Alkasha misses the ballerina,
As a smiley misses a smile,
As a student on the first pair misses the pillow,
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That’s what I miss.)

yyy 23:34:54
Wait, I will be soon!
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