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 18.07.2008
Prehistory: Put on a mobile phone call the song of Aquarium "Rastamani from the depths". When my mom calls.
I go on the bus. Mom calls here. I squeeze and everyone around hear clearly "mama, holidays, we’re going to the jam. Mom, vacation we go to the jam, work on smoking grass". With a smile I answered "Hello Mom!". The bus did not lie, but smiles and laughter increased. Now I’m thinking of putting the song “Your big breasts are preventing me from sleeping at night” when a girl calls... it’s true if mom and girl find out, I’m fucking...
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