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 28.03.2013
SMS mail at 3 p.m. A message from an unknown number:
NN: What are you doing?
I: You are probably wrong.
The Dime, are you?

I am interested because I am Dmitry.

I : Yes. You are who?
NN: If you ignore me, I’ll call your wife and tell her that you’re hitting me.

I know someone needs to be saved. I try to call, but I am dropped:

Only a SMS! I am not alone.

Alone and fucking!! And then I realized that it was really necessary to save my wife and I fell asleep, switching off the phone... In the morning the SMS read MY Wife...............
Source: http://bash.im
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