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 28.03.2013
In the supermarket:
I walk with a girl past the shelves with vegetables and she begins to want tomatoes (to which she has a wild allergy), I stood before her and a characteristic Jedi’s hand gesture before her face I say – “you don’t want tomatoes,” as suddenly my arm is placed on my shoulder, I turn, and there is a man under 40 and says, “Let the force come with you.”
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