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 29.03.2013
Alexander is
Do you do it today?

Oleg
Working and what?

Alexander is
And I thought we would eat and conquer the world!

Oleg
Yesterday I won.Woman no longer allows.

Alexander is
Yesterday and today, my wife

Oleg
The Lucky))

Alexander is
And you tell your wife that you are going on the tail, and we will conquer the world.

Oleg
At home, she will understand that I have conquered the world and will give me puzzles.

Alexander is
It would be cool to own two companies at once – McDonald’s and Herbalife. The more successful fast food is sold, the better herbalife is purchased.

Oleg
You invented a plan for the capture of the world.
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