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 29.03.2013
I live in the same apartment with my sister. A guy periodically goes to her, let’s call him Dima, who has one feature: he doesn’t enter the apartment, but runs extremely unnoticed.

I: I never know if we have it or not. There is no way to get to the toilet in a single shirt!
Sister: Don’t worry like that! Smoke like a cockroach, he fears you more than you fear him.
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