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 04.04.2013
Recently I called my mom and a voice cried in the bell said: "Mom, I hit a man, he is lying in the hospital, I urgently need money!" I stood next to me at that time. It took her two seconds to find out what to say. She saw that the caller’s number was hidden and asked, “Did there be any witnesses?” The divider on the other side of the pipe clearly did not expect such a question, and answered that no, there was no.
As a real son, go to the hospital and catch him!
I am proud of my mother.
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