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 21.07.2008
I go home after work and take a beer. Next to me, two 16-year-old girls discuss something:
First: No, my mom won’t let me go, it’s too late.
Second, they won’t let me go! Damn affair
First: Let’s go, you’ll call your mom, you’ll say you’re staying with me, and I’ll call my mom and I’ll say I’m staying with you.
The second gets a cell phone, calls home: "Mom, that’s me. Listen, can we stay with Vika today?"
The first gets the mobile phone, also calls: "Mom, that’s me. Can we have Anka overnight today?" Also puts the phone.
Drinking a beer and laughing.
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