Q: How did you get to the hospital?
I came home after work, cooked dinner, and Zhenka stayed at work. While waiting for him, she fell asleep. And he decided to make me a surprise...You know we’ve been living with him for 5 years. He was always with a beard. And here he smashed her!! Imagine waking up at night, seeing a stranger next to me... Shortly now he has a broken jaw, and I have a hand!
XH: O_o