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 10.04.2013
Announcements on the city website:

Repair is cheap.

I will repair any difficulty for an insignificant fee. I bleach, paint in green, paste wallpapers, change water, repair furniture, decorate balconies with milk bags, bring good things from garbage tanks, love a cat, talk to birds, grow garlic. Cleaning after repair (without additional charge). I am retired and for the sake of entertainment ready to do a good repair, in my youth I worked as a painting craftsman, a construction craftsman, a designer designer. Call from 14.00 to 17.00, ask Tamara Sergeevna.
Source: http://bash.im
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