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 22.07.2008
Stealz: healthy as you do
Drimaskus: Yes, the shit was fired from the job :(
Stealz: Why are you so?
Drimaskus: Yes late three times in a row
Stealz: So you work as hard as you can?
Drimaskus: I am surprised how this first day was so hard to mark a new job.
Stealz: Understand all and the rest
Drimaskus: Well, in the second day, and by habit came to the old job, then under the common laughter of former colleagues ran for a new one.
Drimaskus: on the third all hard decided not to be late on any occasion. In order to do this, switch on the alarms in advance wherever they are. The horror did not fall asleep, but the chief thing was on time, came 20 minutes before the opening and who knew that on that day we were working an hour later. As a result, in order not to stand dumb went to the park, he was not far there, sat on the bench and not even noticed how he fell asleep. I feel someone wakes up and the first thought I get up late and I'm going to run and maybe I'd even have time if I wasn't waking up. Eventually I was fired.
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