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 18.04.2013
The house, together with its unit, was burned with napalm today. Half a year ago, the company asked to dispose of the air conditioner, yesterday I took the documents to the firm and agreed that on Friday they will come to us and take away all the equipment that goes to the waste.
This morning I called the enterprise to tell you where it lies for recycling and in the meantime said that this air conditioner is still twisted to the exterior wall of the building on the 10th floor, bluff!
He reworked the act, dropped it to the contract department and placed a representative of the firm that would dispose of it in a copy. I go home and I hear the smartphone ringing constantly with messages about new mail, sat in the tram and looked at it. A representative of the utilitarian firm whose name is also Dmitry wrote through the button "answer" Dmitry, with your permission made adjustments... This letter was naturally received by Natalia Petrovna who is engaged in contracts and without understanding that it is not from me also writes the answer, "between us informal communication), "Dimochka, I looked through I think it will be done"! And immediately the response from Dmitry from the recycling "I also like)))".
And now I’m sitting, riding and thinking how I’ll explain to them tomorrow who’s in that hook.
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