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 24.07.2008
It happened that a day ago the commissioner of criminal investigation called me and proposed to come to him, “shake,” so to speak...
It turned out that the phone I bought 1.5 years ago was stolen! In connection with this, I need to write an explanatory and pass on this subject to our brave militia. And to the question - how do I now have no mobile phone? ", was this answer: "there is a mobile phone (checked, theft (theft, robbery) does not pass!Go with him until you buy a new one, then call, I’ll come and pick it up!
Everyone hates our police.
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