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 25.04.2013
In the distant still pre-constructional times, Kolya left after his mother for PMJ to Germany. He was less than 20 at the time, and he had a dream – his own car. The mother loved the son very much, and soon Kohl became the happy owner of the Opel Kadett 197a certain year. Is it worth saying that his happiness was virtually unlimited? It is now most teenagers such a gift will be more sad than delighted. And then... a glowing SUV with unusual shapes for the Soviet man’s eye and a powerful 1.6 litre engine, speeding up this sports car to 100 km / h in 13-14 seconds. And it was at the time when most of the Soviet automotive industry took half a minute for this feat!! to
Emotions escalated, the power of its own hypercar required immediate demonstration and self-affirmation. Seeing the stop signals standing on the lighthouse at the nearest car intersection, Kolya slowed down in the neighboring row and proudly looked at the opponent. The sight of another's car a little ruined the joyful anticipation of the inevitable victory. But is it Kolya's fault that the fate was willing to reduce him in a fight with a German disabled woman, once and a half less than Colin's opel, and also painted in a gentle green color? Having promised himself to find a more worthy opponent for the next race, Kolya began to squeeze the pedal, attracting the attention of the neighbor. The elderly German for a long time could not understand what a young man needed from him to drive a sports car, but in the end he still sneezed Cole and set himself up on the lightforest... Further from the words of Cole himself: "You imagine, while I hit the third transmission, this dirty disabled girl was already braking at the next intersection at the end of the quarter!! To say I was shocked is to say nothing. I was in shock. Destroyed and humiliated. The fucking. How is it?” The town where Kolya and his mother lived was small, and soon he found his offender. The ordinary burger. The lucky owner of the legendary Porsche 911 Carrera from 1973. 5 seconds to 100. This is “disabled.” Soft green colour and less opal.
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