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 28.04.2013
A reminder of another story from my manager, who once worked in the "Marphine Barracks". About what security measures are there, I have already written here in the story of a foolish man who stopped a car with a secret cargo.
The time of the Brezhnev stagnation. The word “hop-stop” was then known to every citizen, and no one wanted to hear them on the street. The salary was then issued in almost all enterprises in one day, it seems to be 25 days. The hoppies knew this very well, after a working day they guarded the lonely passers and wooled for money. This time, someone almost lost the result of their monthly work. Picture: a guy with a wallet runs, with the screams of "hold the thief!" he is pursued by a man. Zevaki at the stop quietly observe, no one is going to catch the thief for someone else's portfolio. Per a "squeeze" in the bubble will blow, then this often happened. The physical training of the thief is clearly better than that of his victim, he, like an experienced parkourist, jumps through the fence encountered on his way. Conventional concrete fence, such as those that fence warehouses, parking spaces, buildings. Only the guy was clearly not a local, on the criminal jargon "golden thief". What was behind that fence, he obviously did not know. And behind the fence there was a second fence, with a clutch wire and a security system. Within a few seconds, the unsuccessful jumper finds himself under the target of the automate who resorted to the signal of the WOHROVC. Unlike that stupid thief, the thief was not led to the first department, and it is so clear what happened. He was just arranged a small educational conversation and conducted on the intermediate perimeter to the passageway, where he was already awaited by the militia "cracker" and the owner of the stolen portfolio.
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