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 30.04.2013
I think the whole tragedy of the situation will be able to appreciate only the girls who have long waited for the "prince".
My friend told me about her first realization of the severity of our female part. This happened in the early 1990s, when the first foreign beauty Barbie dolls were brought to us. Like almost all the girls, Annette also had her own Barbie. She lived in her three-room box of shoes, and chased teas with plush bears and rabbits, and with a rubber crocodile. And the heart of the girl was thirsty for a beautiful love story, wedding and family comfort. But there was no couple for Barbie, suitable for the genus characteristics - not with a rubber crocodile to coexist!
And Anetka lived with her parents in the village, and there with human bridesmaids was a tension, not that with dolls. And Father Aneschkin often and for a long time travelled on a business trip and brought gifts to the children, here the girl and asked, "Bring, Daddy, Ken, for my Barbie." Father promised that Ken would bring him.
Long awaited Annie and her Barbie. By the arrival of the bridegroom everything was thought out: the scene of dating, the love intrigue, the underwear (with a fate), the wedding script was made and guests (bears, rabbits and even a rubber crocodile) were invited.
Dad fulfilled his promise and brought Ken. Completed with another Barbie and two puppies.
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