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 01.05.2013
YYY: How can I teach my mom to carry keys where they can be easily obtained? Oh, I couldn’t find them... Well I’m tired after work! Well, you couldn’t open it, what?"
xxx: I have everything much easier: in the left pocket jackets - work keys, in the right home keys.
YYY: I told her that too.
YYY: She was offended.
What if I was dead? 😉
XXX: Do not joke
YYY: Who will prohibit me? Black humour is a significant part of human culture))) No, well, seriously, I very vividly represent my mum, denouncing the corpse: "Look, I couldn't open the door to a tired mom, I will bury you in a faner grave, so you know!")))))))))))))
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