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 02.05.2013
I jumped out under the tooth of wisdom. The doctor said that the tooth is healthy, but it is better to remove it, otherwise such a hernia will constantly pop out. While the tooth was broken, he stood up. And nothing that the doctor taught me students. He bended off his cut-off gums and said, “Look, where the dust has gathered!” Then came a nurse:
Can I take his tooth? My friend is studying design. She needs a tooth for a necklace.
Ask the owner.
I have a full mouth of tools at this time. I imagined a collar of human teeth and lost consciousness for a moment. When I woke up, there were no teeth.
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