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 07.05.2013
This and so on:
A friend was delighted by his girlfriend on the phone, saying that he would be a dad. A friend in shock. Lack of appetite"

men, the condom has long been invented and it costs a penny, in addition, the head is still on the shoulders, if you do not want to reproduce now (you do not have to hope only on what will pass through or protection - the care of the girl).
I'm going to be a daddy.Your dad also reacted like that when your mom got pregnant?
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