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 09.05.2013
X: What are you busy with?
u: I try from Sberbank's site to throw a penny on the phone, at the same time with these SMSs, everything went away
x: I wanted to ask throw me down questions to the seminar, I do want to give in advance
X is Olya?! to
Where are you, chicken?
A: It is nearby! by Masha! by Masha! I need to leave the country urgently! IMMEDIATELY!AHUETH, I sent smoke mms with my breasts, the first open mms and fucking sensor in strike the choice of suck address fell to the choice of all!!! Fuck all of them!! The MMS went to all the addresses from the phone book and depended on cancellation. I just left 200 rubles, they ended up on my mother, but this does not please me, just like before my mother Maxim Suga Sergeevich!!! to
X: Olya, you are, Maxim Sergeevich, a practitioner at the tower?
Y : Yes!
Q: Where did you get his number?
Q: Is that all that fascinates you?
Well, as you are 13 you will go on his pair)))
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