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 14.05.2013
Why do you have these big ones?
Seller: 25
Wife: Can I hold it? and oh! How healthy, barely fit in the palm! and less?
Seller: by 20
Wife: No, they’re fluid somehow.
I have different clients. Here, the grandmothers over the age of 70 are no longer able to cope with so much, take less.
Wife: Okay, I’ll take this bigger. A couple of times and finished, sweetheart.
Seller: Do not forget to soak before use. It will become more elastic and flexible.
Wife : thank you! How this will hit you right away!

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