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 20.05.2013
When my wife and I started teaching the daughter from the breast, there was immediately a problem with falling asleep. Before that, breast in the mouth - and fairy tales. I tried and choked, and singing whistles - nothing helped. Experientially it was determined that the best way to kiss a child is a quiet whisper, namely - I told a fairy tale of "Rapka" (more than nothing I knew). But a man, even such a small one, is accustomed to everything, and if before the daughter fell asleep just to the end of the fairy tale, then after some time she began to lack the volume of folklore work, despite the fact that I was telling quite openly and long. I improvised and added new characters. Who was behind the mouse? A smaller animal? No is! The Antimusic! Ancient cats and so on. to the anti-rape. Chronometry sharply increased and the fairy tale began to get enough with the stock. Oh yes the final. At the end of the day, everyone is safely annihilated :)
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