One chren (a Canadian citizen and a professional translator) under the age of a half-year-old recently led my girlfriend. Well, I tortured her for a month and forgave her - you will not command the heart.

A friend calls me and asks me to ask my ex-girlfriend to ask this shit to translate a couple of pages of text into English for a presentation.

I asked. She agreed. Asked the fucking.

Hren - made hysteria and said that it doesn't work for free.

What my friend told me:

This is a goat! And the girl has taken you and does not want to translate us!

I’m sitting here and thinking – but it’s really a goat. No shame or conscience.