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 23.05.2013
Set up for a job in a business company, immediately put everyone below the plinth (as a special), always in the crossings, the boss advised to buy transport for the successful performance of tasks in different departments (they are all over the city).After some time we see-fly on the "chrust" (Chinese motorcycle) and took the mode to signal over the meters of the table, so that the guards raised the fence in advance and opened the gates (they are large, consistent, through them nothing is visible).The general got everyone, it works well.The boss thought to put the asphalt inside the territory, the glare, etc. The workers pressed a large slide and the thing went, but by the end of the work the slide got closer to the gates and in the morning they planned to finish a small section and so left everything.In the words of the guards-a beautiful summer morning, silence and suddenly as always a wild signal, they open the gate and the "black coat" flies and from the turn yet nothing to see crashes into the huge wheel of the slide, a blow, a crash and a wild scream. It saved what was in the stall and the speed was small when turning.We think it was easy, we went to the whole team to the hospital, the person was like replaced - where everything happened, the chic and other things disappeared, an ordinary guy.The boss then called him for a conversation, forbade him to buy any transport and ordered the bugs to pay all his trips on the transport...
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