Explain to children about God:

Daddy and Daddy! What is God?
You know nothing, John Snow.

Daddy, is there a God?
– No
And Santa Claus?
So who brings you the gifts?

Dad, is there a God?
“Yes, his name is one-eyed One, and if you behave badly, I will take you to Uppsala and hang you on a holy oak.

“Daddy, why did we kill my aunt and eat her liver?”
This is a victim, son.

“Daddy, and in the class my uncle told me that I believe in false gods, because God is One and One!
And what did you say?
Did I say? I said nothing, I burned it in the toilet cabin!