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 25.05.2013
The picture. The men repair the roof of the 9-story, cook the goodron with autogen. Inaccurately what is hit, spilling a goodron, everything is burning. View from the neighboring 24-storey office building. Fire capec - fire, smoke and hell. The director of the office, where we are in guests doing a good thing - calls the fire department from a mobile phone. Firefighters and "a? Yes!! The Yopt! What will we do?" We are waiting. 15 minutes, traffic jams, azzce flames - it is hot. Because of the roof, mega-touch is drawn and the giga-liven flows straight (we have a show here every evening - for two days of a half-month water rate). The roof instantly fades, steam, thickening, rains, sparks, rains, 10 minutes - everything goes down.
The firefighter arrives.
In short, this gentleman, who, Balbes, called a firefighter from his mobile phone, is fined for a false call.

No good deed should remain unpunished.
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