Letter to a lawyer:

I am :
Avral ended, the hard wait began – well, even for lunch I had time to run away) I decided not to go to training. Shamefully, but there are patches: a) I broke my nail; b) I didn’t get rid of it; c) I ran over the day so that I didn’t need more sports. What do you think I will win the case with these arguments? ;)

The friend:
What affair? Against the sport?
Sport against Masenko. Everyone stand up! The accused is accused of not wanting to play sports. The accused has the last word.
I broke my nail.
and thanks. The court is removed for sentencing.
...and to impose punishment in the form of obesity of the first degree!