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 05.06.2013
Announcement of the fire:

The rabbit hair
There is a shirt available. Precisely the half. Size... Overlay: 44-48 (an additional stock "to disassemble buttons"). At the height of 174 - to the knee. and Bochato. Ready to share happiness.
The shirt is sewn in the atelier of rabbit skins. The color is black. Absolutely new - the flies did not sit. Whether it was drowned or worn, you will not ask. Or maybe the tap was knocked down when entering the position. I saved.
There is a sad story to tears: MomO was sewing in the atelier for her daughter. She lovingly picked out skins and underpinnings. Then I burn under the tail. He buried him on a black day. Suddenly, war, poverty, hunger, and she is a scapegoat - and a precious fur with anthrax and the daughter of Krolevishna with a prince. As you know, the men's ranks are angry, and the women are angry. It is necessary to have an advantage in the bride market. The wedding shuffle will be very good. did not give. Life and clothes are different. So I saved. Never been worn. Very warm. Heavy: the skins are whole and not pulled. I am surprised how in this approach did not fill a bilateral with a whistle.
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