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 06.06.2013
XXX: I witnessed a stereotype recently.
XXX I am on the bus. There is a blonde at one stop. Such a glamorous cheese! At ten minutes she showed everyone what a good phone she has and that she can listen to music from it in her headphones)))
YYY: Is it broken?
xxx is not
XXX: Somebody called her. She looks happy to turn off the headphones from the phone, while forgetting to pull them out of her ears. For two minutes she complained about the entire bus "What a bad connection here", "These buses catch nothing" and recommended the interlocutor to pull his head out of his ass!
One of the boys who stood next to him couldn’t stand, knocked her on the shoulder and asked the entire bus: “Girl, you got it!” Take your headphones out of your ass!
XXX is the curtain. Kiso with a red face from shame jumped out at the next stop)))
yyy: Epic fail >_<
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