I am in a line in the store with a girlfriend and a friend.
What do small children eat? I go to a girlfriend, I need to buy a hotel.
(Remembering my mom told me how I ate 2 packs of margarine when I was a kid)
I am... Margarine!

They climbed together, and then came the turn of the little boy, and he so climbing on his chicks to the shelf, says:
A pack of margarine, please.