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 14.06.2013
My husband and I are talking here. He reads to me an announcement of a new film about inoplasms
WOW: It is not known for what purpose they came, but they are destroying us".
Q: What about the movie?
Fuck what it is.
and xxx : )
I also had an analogy in mind.
Here are the bacteria underneath my toilet
I am sorry :)
They have changed several civilizations, their culture.
I remember that my toilet is not cleaned.
I take the domastos and I start filling all the naher.
WOW: And they panic—they can’t understand what my goals are and what I want=)
I just clean the toilet.
I am sorry :)
WOW: And I think maybe the inoplasms that will fly to destroy us are just cleaning the galaxy’s bottom. No one has come to my mind yet.
This is an alien domesticator.
Wow: or toilet cat with alpha centurion
Tagged: alien
See also: Oga
Q: Do you still have people? Then we fly to you"
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